Grabbed onto the wing of a flying plane and hung on, pulling himself up Lowballing this to be thrown from the tallest mountain in the most mountainous country on the most direct path between the Amazon and Washington DC, that hook traveled over 22,600 feet in one second Threw a grappling hook from the peak of a mountain between the Amazon and Washington DC with enough force to reach a plane at cruising altitude Stomping on the inside of an airplane shook the entire aircraft Easily capable of swinging across jungle vines The Griffin weighs at ten times as much as the portly Mr. Picked up the Griffin and threw him across a table Pulled Griffin’s cheek so strongly that he pulled some of his skin loose Ripped a man’s entire tuft of chest hair off in a single pull Crowned as Rome's greatest warrior while he was there Went back in time to Ancient Rome and rescued a cheetah Renowned across the literal universe for his skills Survived a battle with an agitated velociraptor Snuck from his car to a van and got into a coffin without anybody noticingĬan taste what type of hair gel someone is using by licking a single strand of hair Stopped the Turkey-worshippers from replacing the eagle with the turkey as America's national birdįigured out how Gordon the Guinea Pig was launched into space Impressed the Secret Service with his animal and detective prowess Put one of his own teeth back in, healing itĬaught two art robbers with the help of his animals Got an entire horde of animals to stampede a mansionįigured out Ray Finkle's disguise and revenge plan against the Miami Dolphins, saving their mascot, Snowflakeĭiscovered the true events of a murder that the entire police force couldn't figure out Saved the world from nuclear annihilationįound and rescued Shikaka, the sacred white bat of the Wachati tribe Seduced a secret agent into telling him where her boss's hideout was Saved a rare cat from a collapsing pyramid Stopped DeClaw's plan to steal all of the world's cows for a milking monopoly Saved the Siberian Huskies from Demitri the Arms SmugglerĬould literally taste the monkey adrenaline on a strand of monkey furĪte a whole pile of yellow snow in one bite Survived three days alone in the Siberian wilderness before succumbing to hypothermia Saved Muerto the Bull from being slaughtered in Spain Knows the type of hair a primate from Panama has off the top of his headĭeduced a bee species from the effects of its stingĬollected a plant that causes terribly potent bowel movements in mere seconds in the Amazon jungleĭiscovered the link between a truck of mayonnaise and the rabid koala hordes via knowledge of their lactose intolerance because of their digestive tract biologyĪpprehended a fleeing criminal by hitting him with a watermelon, causing him to fall into a storm drainĭeduced the plot to steal Phil the Groundhog to delay Groundhog's Day foreverĭug through a house's plumbing pipes in pursuit of a baby alligatorĭefeated Gator Jane, who wrestled and captured alligators for a livingĮxecuted several stunts while riding a bullĭefeated a sword-wielding matador in a fight Memorized the entire police code of the city of Miami Solved the case of the D’Ubervilles’ missing houndsĭeduced Odora’s involvement in the forgetful elephant case Knew a heavy load about the behavior and classifications of a blue whaleīeat a burly sea captain unconscious and stole his outfit, posing as himĭeduced that the Beast fur was a polysynthetic blend of fur by tasting it Saved a parrot from Baron DeClaw, who could cut through the steel wing of a plane Tricked military agents into letting him fly said plane Knew how to fly a top-secret military jet with no prior experience with it Tricked DeClaw and his men into thinking they had a terrible disease Gourman’s plan to eat highly endangered species for dinnerĭestroyed bulldozers by plugging up their exhaust pipes with potatoes Snuck around a fancy animal hotel, checking out peoples’ shoes as he went, totally undetectedĭetected a trail of mango juice by tasting a single speck of dirtįigured out Mr. Got Odora arrested for possession of an albino alligator even when the alligator wasn't albinoĭetected Santa’s hairdo change beneath his hat without ever seeing it beforehand Manipulated Odora into spilling her plans for Santa’s reindeer by convincing her she wouldn’t be satisfied without monologuing her evil schemes to him before she killed him Occupation: Pet Detective, Adventurer, Hero
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